Bora Bora – part three of four

More with the Bora Bora! 🙂

If you missed part two, head on over to Bora Bora – part two of four!

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christophe's tour 1

Headed out today on a reef discovery tour with a hunky Frenchman named Christophe Poch (don’t worry, you’ll see him later), of Reef Discovery Bora Bora. I approve of the island’s steady supply of hunky tour guys.

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bloody mary's 1First, a quick stop to take a peek at the World Famous Bloody Mary’s.

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bloody mary's 2I think I could hang out here…

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bloody mary's 4Ok, yes. I could definitely hang out here. With a frosty fruity beverage.

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bloody mary's 6Sweet hairdo, Sir! And, I don’t care what they say, your tongue is not creepy at all.

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bloody mary's 7Famous guests.

(I’m really hoping that Charlie Sheen and Senator John McCain got drunk together one night on Pina Coladas and Chi-Chis)

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bloody mary's 8Moar famous guests!

(I’m surprised that they hadn’t painted my name in by the time we left…sheesh!)

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christophe's tour 2

Apologies for the terrible picture, but we fed bread to a crap ton of beautiful fish.

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christophe's tour 3

Apologies for another terrible picture, but we fed bread to a crap ton of beautiful fish.

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fish 1Finally a decent picture of the awesome fish…stolen from one of my colleagues.

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moray eel 1Christophe coaxed a moray eel out of his cave for a little snack. Holy crap!

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moray eel 3JUST LOOK AT IT.

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m and christopheNow, JUST LOOK AT CHRISTOPHE. He was so unattractive, y’all…I just felt sorry for him. And, the French accent…it was just so not sexy at all.

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christophe's tour 4Not swooning…not…swooning.

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christophe's tour 5

All joking (or not joking?) aside…Christophe was an excellent tour guide. We saw so much cool stuff and we learned things too! I can’t remember any of them while staring at this picture, but…

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My highly intellectual summary:

Today, with Christophe the hunky Frenchman (tan, charming, hot, had a big motorboat and even knew stuff about fish!) on our Reef Discovery Tour, we saw the most amazing coral reefs, swam for a good ten minutes with a 6′ wide manta ray (he looked like a space ship and had TWO penises), fed about a bazillion brilliant colored fish and hung out with a humongous 6′-7′ moray eel that reminded me of that space worm that eats star fighters in Star Wars. Bad assery all around.

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pearl beach 22

Fruity tropical drink with a side shot of fruity tropical drink. With more flowers!

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pearl beach 23A rare clear shot of the top of the mountain!

(there’s almost always some cloud cover)

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pearl beach 24

Man. This resort really does NOT suck.

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pearl beach 25Oh, my wonderful hut…you just get me. I think we should be together forever!

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pearl beach 26This view NEVER gets old, dammit.

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I hope you’re still enjoying the Bora Bora journey…please head on over to Bora Bora – part four of four!

M.

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4 thoughts on “Bora Bora – part three of four

  1. We were there in 07 , Le’Taha’a Resort first for 5 days then Bora Bora for 22 days , YES 22 days! Stayed at Pearl Resort, No matter HOW long you stay , You NEVER get sick of it , and want to Return , Staying so long just makes you want to go back even MORE ! SO looking at your Pics, having walked in your Same Footsteps , is just KILLING me ! ha.. We wanna Go back and DOOOO it allllll over !!! The People are SO AMAZING ! I miss them everyday ! I Love the Tahitians , they are the most Genuine Human beings on this Planet!

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