More with the Cancun and the Mayan Riviera! 🙂

If you missed part two, head on over to Cancun and the Mayan Riviera – part two of five!

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Today, we start with breakfast and a site visit at the lovely Fairmont Mayakoba…

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Breakfast includes strawberry watermelon juice, Mexican hot chocolate and caramel bread pudding. Kids, sugar is bad…m’kay?
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This place is awfully pretty.

And, it reminds me that I need to hire some rowboat dudes to clean my moat!

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Ahhh…this scene would be so much more complete with a frosty beverage and a cabana boy…

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Everyone needs a dock next to their pool…for boat launches and stuff.

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Ummm…this suite is two stories AND it has a hot tub on the roof with a view of the ocean. Who would possibly want that??

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Awww…this suite only has a private pool ON THE BEACH. Such suffering!

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This handsome hunk asked me out. I told him I’d think about it since he looked a little handsy.

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Learnin’ me some important Spanish on this trip…”Mi gato es un puta barata.” Baahaahaa!

* New edit: thanks to one of my awesome readers bringing an oversight to my attention, this post has now been tagged with the words “puta barata”. Because we’re classy like that.

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After a brief rest back at Banyan Tree, we’re off to a secret dinner location!

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Ooohhh…this trail looks promising and super friggin’ beautiful!

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A Mayan priest and an altar for blessing us before we enter a cave…this is getting interesting!

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Heading down candlelit steps…

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Ummm…whaaat??

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Holy underground, Batman! Welcome to the amazingly stunning Rio Secreto!

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Look! They provided me with dates!

Their names were Bob and Stan, I’m pretty sure.

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Yes…of course this happened.

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ARE YOU FRIGGIN’ KIDDING ME?? This was our dinner location. The ridiculously awesome Tropical Incentives DMC hauled everything down there for us. Full bar, buffet dinner, flippin’ ginormous candelabras, colored lights everywhere, a band and a fricken’ Mexican Michael Buble to serenade us. It was beyond unbelievable!

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After that once-in-a-lifetime dinner, I need to rest…

…right after I drink all of these tequilas they left in my room.

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I hope you’re still enjoying the Cancun and the Mayan Riviera journey…stay tuned for part four of five!

M.

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