A few things that caught my attention…

Stripper art. My new passion.

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Get yer hides on over to DFW Airport ASAP to scoop up these gems, people! For only $11.99 each, you can pick up creepy friggin’ talking fruit with human faces…provide the kids with night terrors for years to come!

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Drunk octopus wants to fight you, dammit.

(Nope…this one NEVER gets old)

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The perfect stocking stuffer for all of the adults on your Christmas list…it’s not just for diarrhea, folks!

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Marketing Genius: “I know!! Let’s make the tequila pink AND the bottle can double as a sex toy! You’re welcome, Ladies.”

*expectantly waits for marketing awards to start pouring in*

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Yep…this post has been tagged with the words “stripper”, “diarrhea” and “sex toy”. So proud!

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Have an excellent Labor Day weekend, y’all! 🙂

M.

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